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Editor,

Real war criminals, like Charles Taylor, cut children's arms and legs and noses and ears off. So BushCo's lying to start a war of aggression, in contravention to the U.N. Charter, is not a war crime, merely an abstraction for wealthy politicians to quibble about while Iraqi children are dismembered by 500-lb. bombs.

And real torture is like the Russians do, with electric wires in innocent people's bowels, not water boarding or any of the not-torture torture "techniques" BushCo use on individuals they say are terrorists and imprison forever with no opportunity to challenge their accusers in court.

And God knows, when BushCo declare someone is a terrorist, they are right, because BushCo do not make mistakes (despite Condoleezza Rice's silly remark that BushCo have made thousands of mistakes).